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In addition:

It has become the apparent habit of the certain companies to enforce their will by punitive litigation, that is, bringing lawsuits against people which they know they are unlikely to win in order to scare or intimidate people into compliance.

That is not likely to work with me.

However, if you are dead set on giving it a shot, go for it.